What Are The Signs She’s In Love With Me?

I’ve been dating a woman for 6 months and I’m starting to really care about her. In fact… I think I might even love her. The problem is, I can’t read any signs she’s in love with me and I don’t want to fall in love with someone who’s not going to love me back. What are the signs that she’s in love with me?

Jacob E.

Jacob, there’s actually a foolproof sign that you can use to find out whether a woman is in love with you or not. This sign that she’s in love with you is clear as day, and is guaranteed to work.

Steal into her room at night, while she’s asleep. You need to time how long she’s been asleep, because this sign is only present between the 3rd and 4th rem cycle that she goes through in the night.

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Make sure not to wake her up, because this could have catastrophic implications, both for the future of your relationship as well as the global price of oil over the coming weeks.

Very, very gently, lift her right arm. Take a look at her underarm, about 3 or 4 centimeters away from her armpit. Is there a very light, glowing, red area there? ok, good.