Why Did She Lose Interest In Me?

I went on 3 dates with this woman, and things seemed to be going great. She was the one calling me first and pushing for new dates, so I thought she was really interested in me. Then she stopped calling or responding to my texts. Why did she drop me all of a sudden?

Perry W.

Well Perry, there are approximately sixty eight billion reasons she could have stopped texting you, give or take. And today, we’re going to list every single one of them!

We’ve got all the space on the internet! Let’s think about this seriously: if, say, each reason is an average of 10 words long, that means that to list all of them I’d have to type about 680,000,000,000 words. And if I’m typing at 80 words per minute (blazing fast bitches), I would be done in approximately…

Doing math…

5902777.77 full 24 hour days of writing. Or, to put it another way, 16,172 years of nonstop writing, 24 hours a day.

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Luckily, that’s what my bosses require I do anyway! Joy! Benefits (no benefits)! Hooray!

I’m just kidding. I’m not going to write out 68 billion reasons, because I already know the real reason why she disappeared.