I have no idea what I’m doing wrong. I thought that I had everything women wanted, but I can’t get a first date, let alone a second one. Why don’t women care about everything I’ve done? What do women really want?
Cody, men think that women care about a lot of things that they don’t really give a sh*t about. In fact, women don’t care about most of the sh*t that guys think they care about. If they did, the world would be a lot more f*cked up.
Women don’t really care about your dick size. Aside from not being able to get a sense of how big it is until you sleep with them (unless they have xray vision, holy sh*t women have xray vision!!!!!!!) it’s just not that important to them.
It’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it!
*blows the back of my head out with a f*cking shotgun*
Let’s see, what else do women not care about.
Women ain’t give a sh*t about how much money you have in the bank. As long as you’re responsible to hold down a job and make a decent wage, she’s pretty much golden. She’s not going to give a sh*t that you’re not the ceo of some multinational corporation that uses children to make all their products and turns them out on the street when they inevitably get maimed in their sweatshops.
Women don’t really give a sh*t about how much hair you have. They know that sh*t isn’t under your control, and if you’re balding, you’re balding.
They care much more about who you are underneath than what you got up top *kills self for a second time*. If you’re going bald, or even if you’re totally bald, don’t sweat it. That’s not what women really care about.
Women ain’t give a sh*t about what car you drive either. You could drive a sh*tbox, you could drive a Benz, you could not have a car at all and it wouldn’t really matter to most women. Again, it’s who you are, not what you have.
Women don’t even really care how old you are, aside from the situation where you’re 38 and she’s 14. (Don’t do that).
They’re not going to care whether you’re older than them, younger than them, whatever. They care about drumroll please: who you are.
It’s not about how much money you have in the bank, what car you drive, what you look like, hell even your age. It’s about who you are as a person.
If you’re someone that other people LIKE to be around, that makes other people feel good and is genuinely comfortable, calm, content, and happy with himself, that’s what’s going to attract women. That’s what women are looking for.
People who are in a good mood all the time make the other people around them feel good. If you can make her feel good, she’s going to want to be around you more. So be in a good mood!
Honestly, that’s the most important thing you can do for your attractiveness to women. Be happy with who you are, and calm, comfortable, and relaxed in your own skin.
That’s pretty much the one attribute that all women are looking for, and if you’ve got it, they’re going to be interested in you.
Unless you’re as ugly as Cody. That dude is hideous.
Anyone else got suggestions about what women care about? Or advice for Cody? Leave ’em in the comments.