I want to text a woman I know and ask her out. How do I do that?
ok, this is really, really complicated, so you need to bear with me. It’s going to be emotionally strenuous reading through this post, and you’re going to have to confront some demons that you probably wish has remained buried, but this is the only way for you to come through to the other side.
What I’m saying is, you must trust me.
Are you ready? Let’s begin.
Step 1. Pull out your phone.
Step 2.Type in a question asking her out on a date into a text.
Step 3. Send the text.
holy shit. Are you still there Adam? Oh, thank god. I thought we lost you somewhere in the middle. That was horribly difficult. I’m glad you’re still with us, and I’m glad we got through this together.