How To Ask A Woman Out Over A Text

What I’m mocking, of course, is how stupid and undeveloped Adam’s question is. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t use it to illustrate a larger point about the best way to ask a woman out.

Adam, I don’t know how well you know this woman. I don’t know if you’re friends, acquaintances, if she even knows who you are, if you stole her phone number while she was sleeping and are going to text her out of the blue… what. I don’t know any of that shit, because you didn’t tell me.

Luckily, most of these are going to get the same answer. And if you did steal her phone number, what the fuck is wrong with you dude, also how did you steal it no particular reason just curious.

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So you’re interested in this woman, and we’ll say you’ve met her a few times, but you don’t really know each other all that well.

If you want to know how to ask her out over text, then here’s how to do it:

Just ask her out, you fucking coward.

Don’t pussyfoot around it. Don’t ask her if she “might” want to “go out” with you sometime. Don’t make her do the work of planning, don’t be shy, don’t be nervous, don’t be hesitant.

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