When I’m out at bars or in public, I have no idea how to attract women. I feel like I’m always the one pursuing them, and that I never get women actually interested or attracted to me. How can I be more attractive to women?
Alright Mike, here’s what you do:
You need to cover yourself in chocolate. Frosting will do in a pinch, but the best thing to do is probably glue Hershey’s bars to your skin with superglue. Women love chocolate.
They even love it when it’s covered in glue and some other guy’s skin. Now, this is one of the most important parts. You need to walk by the woman you want while pretending not to notice her… but you have to get within 12 inches of her.
That’s a foot, to you attraction novices out there.
She’s going to smell the chocolate, and she’s going to move in for the kill. By this point you should have 5 or 6 women scrambling and fighting over your chocolate covered body.
Now, I need to you to signal the helicopter you have waiting about 300 meters away. If you don’t have a helicopter at this point, you fucked up. You dead son.