I feel totally unattractive to women. I’ve never had a girlfriend, and every time I go out it feels like women are ignoring me, or worse, like they’re repelled by me. I want women to seek me out and be attracted to me. How do I do that?
That’s the question, isn’t it Jerry? How can I make women attracted to me? How can I make women want to f*ck me?
How can I engineer it so that as soon as I walk in a room, 300 women throw themselves at me and beg me to allow them the privilege of sucking my dick?
I mean really, how do you do that? Do you know Jerry? Because I don’t. If you know, you should tell me.
How about this: if you know how to walk into a room and get an instant blowjob, tell me, and I’ll tell you how to be more attractive to women. Deal?
Great. Now I’ve got that sh*t all locked up. Work: done.
But speaking as someone with a sense of fair play, I’ll give you my advice first. That way you’ll be more inclined to give me your advice later because you’ll feel good about it.
So let’s talk about how to be more attractive to women.
First off, we’re going to cover the basic sh*t. If you’re not showering everyday, brushing your teeth twice a day (before you go out), and flossing, then you f*cked up. That’s your big roadblock. Take care of that sh*t or you won’t get anywhere.
Second: what kind of clothes do you wear? If the answer is, “The hoodies on my floor and some baggy ass jeans, with varying degrees of cleanliness, then my response is: get f*cked. Spend a little money on clothes that look nice on you. The best way to do that is to take a female friend that you trust shopping with you and have her help you pick out nice, flattering clothes. If that’s not an option, just go to a store and ask a female attendant to help you out.
Clothes that actually fit, instead of baggy, loose, whatever clothes, make a hugedifference in how women perceive you. This is another easy step, don’t f*ck it up.
Alright, we’re over the easy sh*t. Let’s talk about you for a second.
You said you feel totally unattractive to women. Let’s real talk for a second: that mindset is completely unattractive to almost every woman.
Women don’t want to be with a guy who thinks he’s unattractive. That, in and of itself, is unattractive. So drop that sh*tty mindset right now.
You’re not ‘unattractive’ to women. You’re not attractive to women either (yet). You’re just you. And there’s sh*t you can fix about yourself to make yourself much more attractive.
“Like what?” you ask. Well, aside from your sh*tty outlook, there’s one super important thing for you to change that’s going to make all the difference.
No, it’s not getting surgery on your tiny, flaccid, 1cm cock. It’s your mood.
You gotta fix your mood.
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Your mood is what all attraction is going to flow from. It’s the one thing that’s going to control every interaction you have with women for the rest of your life, so you’d better get that sh*t straight.
And at its core, its’ simple as f*ck.
Women like to be around guys who are in a good mood. They don’t like to be around guys who are in a bad mood.
That’s it. That’s all you need to remember.
If you’re in a genuinely good mood, it’s going to feel good to be around you. Women are going to enjoy being around you. That’s going to lead them to becoming attracted to you.
You’re not going to get anywhere with a sh*tty attitude or a sh*tty mood. All that’s going to do is repel people away from you.
So, work on the one thing you have control over in all your interactions with other people: your mood. If you can get that right, everything else is going to fall into place.
Get it? Got it? Good. Now tell me how to get instant blowjobs. You owe me you piece of sh*t.
Does anyone elseknow how to get instant blowjobs? Got advice for Jerry? Leave ’em below.
And as always, if you’ve got any questions, send ’em and I’ll answer them with a maximum amount of condescension and insults.