I haven’t been having the success with women that I want, and my friends are giving me different advice. Some of my friends say that I have to be more sensitive around women and they’ll be interested in me. My other friends are saying that I need to be cockier, and women get turned on by guys that are cocky? Who’s right? Should I be sensitive or cocky around women?
Well, that depends Nathan. What do you want out of life?
Do you want to walk around the country with your cock out, swaying in front of you like a divining rod while you allow it to pull you towards the most attractive woman you can see? Do you want multiple charges of public indecency and possible pedophilia charges? Then you should be cocky.
On the other hand, are you able to feel the emotions of other people around you since birth, like a betazoid? Do you want to use that power to divine the deepest secrets, feelings, and thoughts of everyone around you, as your gift becomes a curse and you’re driven mad by your overwhelming power? Then you should be sensitive.
Or, you could choose to look at this like a f*cking adult, Nathan. Do you know what mutually exclusive means?