The Absolute Best Way To Get Over Your Ex Girlfriend

My girlfriend of over a year recently broke up with me. It came out of the blue, she dumped me, told me she didn’t want to be with me anymore and broke off our plans to move in together. I don’t know how I’m going to get over her, she was the perfect woman. She says she wants to stay friends with me, does that mean I still have a chance? What should I do?

Howard D.

Ahhhhh, that sucks. Sorry Howard. It sucks a lot to get dumped.

I know it hurts, because we’ve all been there. But trust me Howard, we’re going to get through this together.

Like I always say, no man left behind! Even if we were deep in enemy territory, and you were getting shelled to bits in your foxhole by unfriendly artillery, and there was no one coming to get us out, I wouldn’t leave you Howard. Bros until we die.

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Even if we were on the great ship Titanic, and it was going underwater, and you were trapped in one of those weird rooms where the auto doors closed and it was filling up with water, you’d better believe I’d be there, trying to wedge open the door and get you out, Howard, because I’m not going to leave you behind.