The Easiest Ways To Make Women Want You

I feel totally unattractive to women. I’ve never had a girlfriend, and every time I go out it feels like women are ignoring me, or worse, like they’re repelled by me. I want women to seek me out and be attracted to me. How do I do that?

Jerry F.

That’s the question, isn’t it Jerry? How can I make women attracted to me? How can I make women want to f*ck me?

How can I engineer it so that as soon as I walk in a room, 300 women throw themselves at me and beg me to allow them the privilege of sucking my dick?

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I mean really, how do you do that? Do you know Jerry? Because I don’t. If you know, you should tell me.

How about this: if you know how to walk into a room and get an instant blowjob, tell me, and I’ll tell you how to be more attractive to women. Deal?

Deal.

Great. Now I’ve got that sh*t all locked up. Work: done.

But speaking as someone with a sense of fair play, I’ll give you my advice first. That way you’ll be more inclined to give me your advice later because you’ll feel good about it.