What Do Women Really Want In A Man?

I can’t get the women I really want, and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’ve got a decent amount of money, I’ve got all my hair, and I’m in pretty good shape. The only thing I can think of is that there’s something wrong with me and that’s why women aren’t attracted to me. What am I doing wrong?

Quentin C.

Quentin, I’m sorry. You’ve made it clear that you’ve got everything women want… money, hair, a nice body… that means there’s only one option left. You’re defective.

About 5% of men are defective, and it means that no woman will ever be attracted to them. You must be one of those unlucky 5%. I’m sorry Quentin. You’re f*cked. Go join a monastery or something and get some meaning in your life, because you’re not going to be getting any pussy.

Wait. No. That’s bullsh*t. Men aren’t defective. Women are interested in more than hair, money, and an in-shape body. You’re not defective!

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You just have a miniscule penis.

Really, if you want good advice, I can tell you this right now: the reason you’re not getting the women you want is all in your head and your mindset.