How To Move On After A Breakup And Find Someone New

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, and I’m devastated. I can’t stop thinking about her all the time, and although I know things are over between us, I don’t want anyone else. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life alone either. Will I ever want anyone else? When will I be ready to date another woman?

Anthony S.

That sucks Anthony. I’m sorry to hear it. I know you can’t get her out of your mind, and I don’t blame you.

To have images of her running through your head seemingly 24/7… to imagine her meeting some new guy, laughing with him, going on dates with him, falling in love with him…

Taking a load to the face with him… being throat f*cked by him… going ass to mouth with him… I’m sure it’s all very upsetting.

Oh, you didn’t want to think about those things? My bad Anthony. My bad.

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It sucks, no two ways about it. I could give you clich├ęs, like there are plenty of fish in the sea, or that you’re better off with someone who wants to be with you, or that you should remember the good times with her… but that’s not why you’re here. You’re here for me to tell you to imagine her washing some other dude’s cum out of her hair.