I've had a crush on my co-worker for ages. I finally got the courage to ask her out and she said yes! Now I'm trying to figure out what to do for our first date to keep her interest. How do you keep a girl interested and make a first date memorable? Hank K. Hank, [...]

I really want to date this girl I met at work, and I want to impress her so that she wants to go out with me. What's a great way to impress a woman? Leroy R. Alright Leroy, f*cking listen up, because you have to follow my instructions to the letter if you're going to [...]