So normally I’m good at talking to girls, but the other day I was in line at the grocery store and I saw this ridiculously hot blonde girl and I was all of a sudden nervous about going up and talking to her. I kicked myself for not going up to her for the rest of the day…how should I approach a girl?
Oscar, you blew it. You f*cking blew it.
She was the one. Of course she was the one. She was hot and blonde and at the grocery store. You were clearly going to marry her and have kids, and she was going to win the lottery the day after you got married and you were going to spend the rest of your life getting your dick sucked on a yacht.
You f*cking blew it man. I can’t believe it. It’s all downhill from here for you.
Nah, just kidding. Neither of us have any idea what would have come of it, so you can stop worrying about it.
I know it can feel terrifying to open a conversation with a woman you’ve never met before. I used to be afraid of it, and I think every other guy in the world feels the same way.
But it doesn’t have to be scary. Do you know why it’s scary to you?