I had a date the other night with an amazing woman that I’m crazy about. She told me that she would text me, but then she never got in contact. I got in contact with her and scheduled a date, and she said she would be there, but then she didn’t show up. What gives? Why is she telling me one thing but then doing another?
Well Pete, it’s probably because you talked only about your cats while you were on a date with her. Don’t get me wrong, some women like cats, but telling her the names of your 17 different cats and how each of them relates to each other including genealogy, interpersonal relationships, cliques, feuds, feeding schedules, and sex lives is a bit much.
She told you she’d text you because she didn’t want you to murder her and feed her to your cats.
Then she didn’t show up to your date because she didn’t want you to murder her and feed her to your cats.
Don’t murder women and feed them to your cats, Pete.
But seriously, there’s a few reasons why this could have happened. She could have gotten busy and forgotten to text you. She could have lost your number. She could have been excited to go on the date, and then something came up and she had to miss it.