What To Do On A Second Date: Great Date Ideas

I went out on a date with a woman and it went well! She wants to go on a second date with me and I want to go on one with her. How do I make the second date even better than the first one? What should I do?

Charlie D.

Well Charlie, you didn’t tell me what you did on the first date, so I’m going to have to assume that it was the greatest first date ever.

I’m going to have to assume that you rented the 1992 Olympic Dream Team (which won the gold in basketball and went undefeated) to chauffeur you and your date around town on their shoulders, and to also astound passersby with stunning and magical feats of near impossibility at basketball.

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Then, as you and your date won the lottery for the 8th consecutive time that night, you were carried aloft to a fountain of chocolate, where you bathed and ate and f*cked in the molten chocolate fountain.

Actually that got real weird real quick. That’s kind of f*cked up. You’d get pubes and hair and cum in the fountain, and then you’d eat from it? That’s really messed up.